Monday, June 28, 2010

Efficiency Guide: 1

    Laziness manifests itself in the most sought after luxuries of our lives, the want for betterment has its roots in the desire for an easy and comfortable living. 
    Simply put, our day to day luxuries like cars,gymnasiums, GOOGLE, food delivery, washing machines, remote controls, scrubbers and almost anything was certainly developed by a lazy bugger trying his luck at avoiding some serious labor and struggle.
     These luxuries can today be given credit for our efficient way of life.My modest self will never claim to belong to the likes of the heroes of yesterday who gave us Maggi, but in my own humble way would like to share my efficient manner of living with you:

1] The first in the series of efficiency guide is for those who waste precious time everyday in washing their underwear as they bathe. The solution is: Dont wash it daily! stock them up till one day prior to the day you run out of clean underwear. Then wash them all together, this way you save on time, money and detergent as well!



This is a result obtained by keen observation of my fellow hostel mates emptying my detergent boxes in a time span  as quick as three days!

Statistically
1. An average person uses an excess of 272% of detergent daily per washing of underwear everyday.  
2. He/She owns a minimum of four underwear
3. Washing of underwear one or more in number requires a min of 4-5 mins.

Now my solution offers luxury of saving time:

Four underwear washed daily would require a total of 16-20 mins over four days.
Whereas washing three on the third successive day( why third not fourth?) would require 4-5 mins! so   
you save a whooping 300% on you time!

Also saving on detergent use,

Every four days an approximate 272*4% of detergent is wasted. whereas every third day you use the same amount i.e 272% excess for another two pair of underwear reducing wastage by 200% and only using an excess 72% per wash( once in three days)
This would reduce your detergent use from 372 units per day to 124 units per day reducing usage by 66% and thus saving on your cost as well

Moreover 

This technique ensures every underwear being used over every four days and not a single underwear wearing off earlier than the others.

Thus, if you are running too late and also out of water today, worry not just pile em up!



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